Chat 30 Aug 47,405 notes
  • when i'm attracted to a guy character: you stupid nerd i love u i wanna kiss
  • when i'm attracted to a girl character: oh my god you beautiful queen you are untouchable pls step on me
Photo 29 Aug 116,844 notes cremedemente:

agelfeygelach:

coffeeandcockatiels:

typette:

zeedikay:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

And it would still get stuck in my hair…

now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about
EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???

JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?

Buying these asap.

The link in the article wasn’t working when I tried it, so here’s a direct link: http://www.animicausa.com/shop/Gifts-for-Him/Leatherdos-Mini-tools-clip/tpflypage.tpl.html
There’s a bit of sexism in the presentation, as this item is in a “gifts for him” section.

GIMME

cremedemente:

agelfeygelach:

coffeeandcockatiels:

typette:

zeedikay:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

And it would still get stuck in my hair…

now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about

EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???

JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?

Buying these asap.

The link in the article wasn’t working when I tried it, so here’s a direct link: http://www.animicausa.com/shop/Gifts-for-Him/Leatherdos-Mini-tools-clip/tpflypage.tpl.html

There’s a bit of sexism in the presentation, as this item is in a “gifts for him” section.

GIMME

Video 29 Aug 278 notes

mosspotato:

jvnk:

Barisieur: Coffee Alarm Clock

"The Barisieur eases the user into the day with the subtle movement of stainless steel ball bearings that boil the water through induction heating, accompanied by the smell of freshly brewed coffee. It encourages a ritual before going to sleep, signalling to the body and mind that it is time to unwind and relax.”

Designed by Josh Renouf

I have wanted this with ever fiber of my being

Text 28 Aug 53,580 notes

frogkin:

*likes your post* a great interaction, we are truly bonding

Video 28 Aug 49,326 notes

miyuli:

Just a tiny Ponyo comic with a little older Ponyo and Sousuke.
These two are good for my heart.

Text 27 Aug 28,103 notes

jcatgrl:

copperbadge:

persinetteinthetower:

moriartythetease:

So what happens if two people who have promised their firstborn to separate witches have a child together? Do they both just pop up in the nursery and have a custody battle?

I need a book about a little girl whose parents had promised their firstborn to different witches and the only way that both ends of the deal were fulfilled was for them to have joint custody of the child.

I love it!

And then the witches, forced to share a cottage while raising their joint stolen child, fall in love…

Text 27 Aug 15,018 notes

seagreeneyes:

gingerbludger:

littlewadoo:

floralfaun:

achilles owning a shirt that says ‘if lost return to patroclus’ and patroclus owning the ‘i am patroclus’ shirt

i love those shirts because alone they make no sense. You’re patroclus ? good for you man.

It keeps people from thinking he’s Achilles and murdering him

Photo 26 Aug 14,605 notes dualpaperbags:

Now you too can play along with Yuri Bingo at home

dualpaperbags:

Now you too can play along with Yuri Bingo at home

Video 26 Aug 681 notes

dualpaperbags:

Remember when being an anime villain meant you needed to be at least eight feet wide with your shoulder pads on and draped in a cloak to the point where the only thing anyone can see is your tiny yaoi head

via .
Text 26 Aug 22,435 notes

whitmerule:

mustbekarma:

mustbekarma:

So far adulthood is just going grocery shopping, realizing you didn’t plan well or logically, going grocery shopping again, repeat ad infinitum. 0/10 stars, would not recommend

This post is still getting hundreds of notes a day and I am going grocery shopping again.

Speaking of, I need to go grocery shopping.


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